Love, Dating, and Romance

Tarot Reading

Tarot reading is an enigmatic topic that has mystified and intrigued people for ages and ages. Some people have determined that it is the greatest thing since sliced pork, while others insist that tarot reading and other astrology-related topics are nothing more than a great big load of walrus dung. Who is right? Who is to say who is right? It's rather hard to say. In fact, there is not one definite answer. There is only you. You are left, standing there with the decision to do what is right, or what is wrong. So what will it be? How will you go about venturing forward in your task? Will you decide upon tarot card readings, or will you pack up shop and take that trip to the southern tip of China where you will lie on the Communist beaches and play with Mao Tse Jellyfish, the Communist jellyfish leader of the ocean? Will you move to Antarctica or will you build an igloo and slide, slide, slippety slide all day, night, and afternoon? When we will we stop asking such utterly preposterous questions? Will it be now? How about now?

When will the day come?

Perhaps a tarot reading can tell you. Wait, that would be really ironic, wouldn't it? You know, if a tarot reading told you what decision you were going to make as to whether r not you were ever going to get yourself some sort of tarot reading? That would be plain confusing, that's what! In fact, it might be so darn confusing that you'll want to move to Eastern India and join a circus. There, you can learn how to say tarot in many languages, and put on plays starring Scott Baio and Bobo the talking monkey. Tarot card reading is a fun way for you and your pet dinosaur to spend a Thursday afternoon. But don't do it on a Monday. Or, maybe you should. Who knows? Who can say? Can tarot readings say? Can Bill Clinton?

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